Their Stupid Monkey

Their Stupid Monkey desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would put up their bum. It is an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Their Stupid Monkey desired a pen that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pen was the chosen item.

Their Stupid Monkey desired a can of Tango that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango having that done to it

Their Stupid Monkey always kept a rubber johnny that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to many, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the thing that was selected.

Their Stupid Monkey found a tomato that they liked to cuddle. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that the idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to opt for.

Their Stupid Monkey desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would occasionally eat. This seems an exciting idea, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.