The Angry Monkey

The Angry Monkey desperately desired a stapler that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should have been a fairly surprising operation, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item that was opted for.

The Angry Monkey found a can of coke that they would often throw. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke is the item that was chosen.

The Angry Monkey needed a bat that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an extraordinary thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a bat being the item selected.

The Angry Monkey often carried a stretchman that they would occasionally hug. This might appear to be a different thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item chosen.

The Angry Monkey carried a dildo that they would hug. It would be an odd suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo of all things.

The Angry Monkey desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a crown is the item to choose.