The Confused Monkey

The Confused Monkey wanted a porno magazine that they liked to worship. It is a fairly peculiar operation, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a porno magazine being the item selected.

The Confused Monkey needed a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. It was considered to be a different action, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Monkey desperately craved for a teapot that they would sleep with. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to most, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was out of this world. Honestly, a teapot being the thing selected.

The Confused Monkey craved for a chocolate bar that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a different proposal, to many, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.

The Confused Monkey had a wig that they would worship. It should have been a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was selected.

The Confused Monkey desperately searched for a big sponge that they would worship. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the item to opt for.