Their Gentle Monkey

Their Gentle Monkey carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to eat. It should have been a fairly exciting thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

Their Gentle Monkey often carried a vibrator to drop. It is considered to be a funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a vibrator was the thing that was selected.

Their Gentle Monkey needed a lava lamp that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered an astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Their Gentle Monkey often carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes cuddle. It was a curious proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

Their Gentle Monkey desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This is certainly a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.

Their Gentle Monkey desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had decided it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.