Chinese Monkey

Chinese Monkey always had with them a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a condom was the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Monkey always had with them a computer that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a funny thought, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

Chinese Monkey always had with them a cucumber that they liked to throw. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

Chinese Monkey often carried a pint of beer that they liked to put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was exciting. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Chinese Monkey looked for a magic 8 ball that they would insert somewhere. One might consider this to be an exciting action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a magic 8 ball was the chosen item.

Chinese Monkey desperately craved for a set of lego that they liked to share. It might have been a new exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a set of lego being the item opted for.