The Fat Monkey

The Fat Monkey desperately desired a dildo that they would insert somewhere. This seems an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

The Fat Monkey desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It was an odd activity, to many, but not to the Monkey, who thinks it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to select.

The Fat Monkey always carried a bag of poop that they liked to put on his head. This seems a different idea, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. A bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Fat Monkey desperately wanted a condom that they would try to balance on their head. It was a somewhat surprising action, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.

The Fat Monkey desired a spade to break. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a spade was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Monkey desperately desired a CD player that they would sometimes demolish. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Monkey, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a CD player would be the chosen thing.