Her Troubled Monkey

Her Troubled Monkey carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would hug. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who thought it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Monkey often carried a bottle of wine that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

Her Troubled Monkey had a cucumber to sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

Her Troubled Monkey desired a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Monkey often carried a set of lego that they would occasionally demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the chosen thing.

Her Troubled Monkey desperately looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes play with. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Monkey, who expected it was awesome. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.