The Boring Monkey

The Boring Monkey desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to rub on his belly. One might say this is a different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Monkey, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a lava lamp of all things.

The Boring Monkey found a dildo that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Monkey, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Monkey looked for a rubber chicken that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. A rubber chicken was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Monkey desperately wanted a ball to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a fairly strange exercise, to you, but not to the Monkey, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Boring Monkey desperately craved for a cucumber that they would often embrace. It might be a curious activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

The Boring Monkey owned a cucumber that they sometimes put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the item that was opted for.