His Purple Monkey

His Purple Monkey searched for a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a funny proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

His Purple Monkey desperately searched for a sword that they liked to hug. It should be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

His Purple Monkey always kept a CD player to try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a CD player is the item that was chosen.

His Purple Monkey always carried a can of Tango that they sometimes play with. It should be a bizarre action, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Monkey found a pint of cider that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly odd thought, to you, but not to the Monkey, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

His Purple Monkey often carried a mug that they would sometimes smash. It is an odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug was the item that was opted for.