The Lonely Monkey

The Lonely Monkey looked for a spade that they would sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Monkey found a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monkey, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

The Lonely Monkey desperately needed a bat that they liked to annihilate It might be a bizarre idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Monkey, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lonely Monkey desperately looked for a condom that they would sit and look at. It would have been an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a condom would be the chosen thing.

The Lonely Monkey had a spade that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly an original undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea is exciting. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to choose.

The Lonely Monkey desperately craved for a little monkey that they liked to eat. This seems to be a fairly strange thing to do, to some, but not to the Monkey, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the thing opted for.