His Dodgy Monkey

His Dodgy Monkey always had with them a block of cheese that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

His Dodgy Monkey carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a strange activity, to you and me, but not to the Monkey, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Dodgy Monkey wanted a chocolate bar that they would demolish. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Monkey, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

His Dodgy Monkey looked for a melon that they would occasionally eat. It was a fairly surprising activity, to most, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

His Dodgy Monkey always carried a toilet brush that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who felt that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Dodgy Monkey found a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly original action, to my dad, but not to the Monkey, who feels it was entertaining. Strangely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.