A Square Monster

A Square Monster always kept a pen to break. This might appear to be a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen being the item opted for.

A Square Monster found a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It was considered to be an unusual action, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a ball being the item selected.

A Square Monster had a can of coke that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be an unusual activity, to my mum, but not to the Monster, who expected that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a can of coke of all things.

A Square Monster needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes sleep with. It was a fairly new activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

A Square Monster carried a rubber johnny that they would drop. It was a curious action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who felt it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

A Square Monster looked for a tomato that they would often eat. This is certainly a fairly unusual action, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.