The Nervous Monster

The Nervous Monster desperately searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often smash. It should be a fairly different action, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who feels that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Monster looked for a pen that they would occasionally demolish. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to my children, but not to the Monster, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Monster craved for a custard pie to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly different proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who considered that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Nervous Monster found a can of Dr Pepper that they would play with. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Nervous Monster owned a cucumber that they would drop. One might find this to be a strange suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Nervous Monster wanted a sack of potatoes that they would cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.