The Boring Monster

The Boring Monster often carried a melon that they sometimes worship. It is a new activity, to you and me, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Boring Monster desperately desired a sword that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been an original operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who assumed it was wonderful. A sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Monster needed a bottle of wine that they would often put down their trousers. This seems an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Monster carried a painting of a melon that they would break. It was an odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

The Boring Monster often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

The Boring Monster always carried a spade that they would often annihilate This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to many, but not to the Monster, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a spade was the thing that was chosen.