Their Lovely Monster

Their Lovely Monster desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often smash. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to you, but not to the Monster, who thinks that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

Their Lovely Monster desperately needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes eat. It is a fairly astonishing action, to me and my wife, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

Their Lovely Monster found a piece of paper that they would often demolish. It would be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.

Their Lovely Monster needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Monster, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was selected.

Their Lovely Monster always carried a sword that they sometimes annihilate It is a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Monster, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a sword being the item selected.

Their Lovely Monster always carried a can of Tango that they would often hug. It might be a surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels that this idea is epic. A can of Tango being the item opted for.