His Talented Monster

His Talented Monster craved for a computer that they would play with. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing operation, to most, but not to the Monster, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to choose.

His Talented Monster carried a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who felt that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

His Talented Monster wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems a fairly odd exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken having that done to it

His Talented Monster looked for a condom that they sometimes hug. One might say this is an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Monster, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a condom is the item to opt for.

His Talented Monster desperately desired a wig that they liked to drop. One might say this is a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Monster, who feels it would be out of this world. Strangely, a wig being the chosen item.

His Talented Monster needed a custard pie that they would sometimes share. It would be a peculiar thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.