The Ugly Monster

The Ugly Monster always kept a mug that they would sometimes hug. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.

The Ugly Monster looked for a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Monster, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a condom being the item opted for.

The Ugly Monster carried a bag of poop that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Monster, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monster desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Monster, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the chosen thing.

The Ugly Monster always carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Monster, who had decided that the idea was miraculous. A Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.

The Ugly Monster needed a set of lego that they would annihilate It is considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Monster, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.