His Horny Nerd

His Horny Nerd searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was simply life. A cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Nerd desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

His Horny Nerd often carried a mug to embrace. It is a somewhat surprising operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

His Horny Nerd always carried a helmet that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

His Horny Nerd craved for a vibrator that they would often play with. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a vibrator would be the item that was chosen.

His Horny Nerd had a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the thing that was chosen.