The Worrisome Nerd

The Worrisome Nerd owned a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

The Worrisome Nerd craved for a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Worrisome Nerd searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Worrisome Nerd desired a melon that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a melon having that done to it

The Worrisome Nerd desperately looked for a dildo that they liked to put on his head. One might say this is a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Nerd desperately wanted a sword that they would often embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly strange proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing to select.