Her Purple Nerd

Her Purple Nerd wanted a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Her Purple Nerd desired a dildo to sleep with. It should be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Nerd desperately desired a chocolate bar that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a funny suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing that was chosen.

Her Purple Nerd desperately looked for a cup to eat. One might find this to be an extraordinary exercise, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a cup was the chosen thing.

Her Purple Nerd desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally annihilate It was considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. A wig is the thing to choose.

Her Purple Nerd desperately craved for a CD player to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a CD player being the thing selected.