A Stupid Nerd

A Stupid Nerd desperately desired a rubber chicken to play with. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

A Stupid Nerd desired a bat that they sometimes play with. It should have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

A Stupid Nerd carried a block of cheese that they would often break. This could be considered an exciting action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the thing opted for.

A Stupid Nerd desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This could be considered an unusual proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the item that was selected.

A Stupid Nerd always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes put on his head. It should be an exciting action, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

A Stupid Nerd craved for a bottle of coke to insert somewhere. This might appear to be an unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.