The Lucky Nerd

The Lucky Nerd always carried a bat that they would often rub on his belly. It is a surprising action, to most, but not to the Nerd, who considered it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Lucky Nerd found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes share. It might be a fairly original thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer having that done to it

The Lucky Nerd desperately looked for a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was epic. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing to select.

The Lucky Nerd desired a hat to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a hat was the item that was opted for.

The Lucky Nerd desperately needed a big sponge to experiment on. It would be a fairly extraordinary proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Lucky Nerd searched for a bat that they would occasionally smash. This seems to be a different thought, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.