The Orange Nerd

The Orange Nerd desperately wanted a bat that they would hug. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the chosen thing.

The Orange Nerd needed a pen to put on his head. It might have been an odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Nerd wanted a bag of poop that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing idea, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

The Orange Nerd needed a cheese grater that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Orange Nerd desperately craved for a computer that they liked to demolish. It should have been a new undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Nerd always carried a can of coke that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly new idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke having that done to it