Stupid Nerd

Stupid Nerd often carried a toilet brush that they would often break. One might say this is a surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

Stupid Nerd carried a bottle of wine to eat. This seems a fairly different idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Nerd owned a ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a surprising exercise, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

Stupid Nerd always had with them a crown that they would sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a crown having that done to it

Stupid Nerd looked for a sponge that they liked to throw. It might have been a fairly surprising idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt it was exciting. A sponge is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Nerd looked for a cheese grater that they would hug. It would have been a fairly funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was opted for.