His Fucking Nerd

His Fucking Nerd desperately searched for a pint of beer that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was epic. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

His Fucking Nerd desperately searched for a cheese grater that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a peculiar action, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fucking Nerd desired a piece of paper to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

His Fucking Nerd always carried a wig that they sometimes eat. It would be an odd thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig is the thing to select.

His Fucking Nerd wanted a mug that they would occasionally annihilate One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the thing to select.

His Fucking Nerd had a mug that they liked to play with. This seems to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. A mug being the thing selected.