The Square Nerd

The Square Nerd desperately desired a stretchman that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was sublime. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

The Square Nerd often carried a hat that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat having that done to it

The Square Nerd always carried a CD player that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a curious action, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a CD player would be the item chosen.

The Square Nerd always kept a Harry Potter wand to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly new action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was opted for.

The Square Nerd wanted a stapler that they would rub on his belly. This seems a fairly different suggestion, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a stapler is the thing to select.

The Square Nerd often carried a bat that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a surprising approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bat being the item opted for.