My Talented Nerd

My Talented Nerd looked for a rubber chicken to drop. It was a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was selected.

My Talented Nerd always carried a set square that they would annihilate It would be a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to some, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was simply life. Strangely, a set square is the thing to select.

My Talented Nerd carried a cup that they would sometimes eat. It is a weird idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was selected.

My Talented Nerd owned a melon that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a strange exercise, to most, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was epic. Strangely, a melon of all things.

My Talented Nerd often carried a stapler that they would sometimes drop. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be fun. Strangely, a stapler being the item opted for.

My Talented Nerd needed a condom that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a funny thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item chosen.