His Grumpy Nerd

His Grumpy Nerd found a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to opt for.

His Grumpy Nerd desperately wanted a pint of cider that they would often worship. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to you, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

His Grumpy Nerd always kept a hat that they liked to throw. It is a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who felt that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a hat being the item selected.

His Grumpy Nerd desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes share. It was considered to be an astonishing action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

His Grumpy Nerd had a sword that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly new thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

His Grumpy Nerd needed a bag of poop that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly funny exercise, to you and me, but not to the Nerd, who felt that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.