The Crypting Nerd

The Crypting Nerd looked for a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered an exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who considered that this idea is magnificent. A toilet brush having that done to it

The Crypting Nerd desperately wanted a cucumber that they would occasionally annihilate This could be considered a fairly astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

The Crypting Nerd desperately searched for a lava lamp that they would sit and look at. It was a fairly original thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Crypting Nerd wanted a mug that they sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to opt for.

The Crypting Nerd always had with them a sponge that they liked to hug. One might consider this to be a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Nerd desperately craved for a rubber chicken to share. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who feels that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.