A Horny Nerd

A Horny Nerd owned a radiator that they liked to experiment on. It should be a peculiar thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

A Horny Nerd desperately looked for a set of lego that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly new undertaking, to many, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a set of lego would be the item that was opted for.

A Horny Nerd desperately craved for a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a weird idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing to choose.

A Horny Nerd had a can of coke that they liked to drop. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Nerd, who felt it would be simply life. A can of coke being the thing selected.

A Horny Nerd desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would often embrace. It might have been a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

A Horny Nerd often carried a little monkey to put up their bum. This seems to be an original action, to me, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.