Her Special Nerd

Her Special Nerd found a painting of a melon that they liked to share. This seems to be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Nerd, who considered it was sublime. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

Her Special Nerd had a custard pie that they sometimes put on his head. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who feels that it was in fact, awesome. Honestly, a custard pie would be the item that was opted for.

Her Special Nerd carried a dildo to smash. It should be an original action, to my mum, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a dildo was the thing that was selected.

Her Special Nerd wanted a sack of potatoes that they would embrace. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to many, but not to the Nerd, who thought it would be wonderous. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was selected.

Her Special Nerd desperately looked for a teapot that they would sleep with. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Nerd, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to choose.

Her Special Nerd needed a cucumber that they liked to annihilate It should be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who expected that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a cucumber was the chosen thing.