His Orange Nerd

His Orange Nerd always had with them a rubber chicken that they would occasionally experiment on. This is certainly a surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Nerd, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

His Orange Nerd desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would drop. It would be a fairly unusual idea, to my dad, but not to the Nerd, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Nerd desired a sack of potatoes that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Orange Nerd carried a sword that they would annihilate This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Nerd, who assumed it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a sword is the item to choose.

His Orange Nerd always had with them a piece of paper that they sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly bizarre action, to my grandpa, but not to the Nerd, who thinks that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

His Orange Nerd owned a ball that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Nerd, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a ball is the thing to choose.