The Orange Newt

The Orange Newt craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a fairly astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who feels it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Newt searched for a bottle of beer that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Orange Newt craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It would be an astonishing approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a vibrator being the item selected.

The Orange Newt carried a can of coke to share. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

The Orange Newt always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly original action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Orange Newt desperately desired a spade that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a fairly funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a spade would be the item that was opted for.