His Different Newt

His Different Newt craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine being the thing selected.

His Different Newt always kept a magic 8 ball that they sometimes eat. It should have been a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.

His Different Newt often carried a rubber chicken that they would demolish. It is considered to be a fairly original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Different Newt wanted a condom that they liked to sit and look at. It should have been an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was selected.

His Different Newt searched for a piece of paper that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

His Different Newt owned a vibrator that they sometimes put on his head. It is considered to be a curious suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a vibrator would be the thing that was selected.