Exciting Newt

Exciting Newt desperately desired a stretchman that they would hug. It might have been an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thinks it would be magnificent. Honestly, a stretchman being the item opted for.

Exciting Newt desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would smash. This seems to be an astonishing proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

Exciting Newt always had with them a computer that they would put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a computer would be the chosen thing.

Exciting Newt desperately desired a wig that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

Exciting Newt often carried a bottle of wine that they liked to smash. This seems to be a fairly astonishing thought, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Exciting Newt always kept a rubber chicken that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a surprising thought, to many, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.