The Funny Newt

The Funny Newt desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes drop. This could be considered a strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a lava lamp is the item to choose.

The Funny Newt desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Funny Newt desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to play with. It might be a fairly astonishing action, to me, but not to the Newt, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Funny Newt looked for a condom that they liked to break. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was fun. Strangely, a condom was the item that was opted for.

The Funny Newt desperately looked for a helmet that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Newt desperately wanted a dildo that they would often experiment on. It is considered to be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a dildo would be the thing that was selected.