Her Boring Newt

Her Boring Newt wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly odd exercise, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Newt desperately wanted a stretchman that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a stretchman is the item to choose.

Her Boring Newt owned a sword that they liked to experiment on. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to many, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Strangely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

Her Boring Newt desperately searched for a sword that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a sword was the chosen thing.

Her Boring Newt carried a custard pie that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar action, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was out of this world. Honestly, a custard pie having that done to it

Her Boring Newt craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be an exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was stunning. Honestly, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.