My Blue Newt

My Blue Newt desperately wanted a rubber johnny that they would often put up their bum. It would be a fairly new suggestion, to many, but not to the Newt, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.

My Blue Newt desperately desired a helmet that they liked to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the item that was selected.

My Blue Newt craved for a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a stapler is the item to choose.

My Blue Newt always carried a spade that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing opted for.

My Blue Newt desperately desired a spade that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

My Blue Newt found a can of coke that they liked to annihilate This could be considered a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the thing that was chosen.