Her Foolish Newt

Her Foolish Newt craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly original thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt it would be exciting. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Foolish Newt searched for a teapot that they would occasionally put up their bum. This might appear to be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was selected.

Her Foolish Newt desperately desired a stretchman to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who expected that this idea is wonderous. A stretchman was the thing that was chosen.

Her Foolish Newt desperately wanted a bat that they sometimes annihilate It might be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bat being the chosen item.

Her Foolish Newt often carried a spade that they would break. It was a funny exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a spade is the thing to select.

Her Foolish Newt always had with them a ball that they would occasionally share. It should have been a new thing to do, to some, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball being the chosen item.