Weary Newt

Weary Newt desperately wanted a condom that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a fairly original activity, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a condom was the item that was chosen.

Weary Newt had a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a dildo is the item to select.

Weary Newt often carried a bag of flour that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Weary Newt carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Newt, who thought it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

Weary Newt wanted a little monkey that they would embrace. This might appear to be an exciting undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who had decided it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

Weary Newt often carried a chocolate bar that they would sometimes cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar would be the chosen thing.