Her Silly Newt

Her Silly Newt desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly bizarre exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Her Silly Newt desperately searched for a crown that they sometimes embrace. It would have been an odd thought, to most, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A crown would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Silly Newt desperately wanted a bat that they would play with. It was a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed it was amazing. Remarkably, a bat is the item to opt for.

Her Silly Newt always carried a painting of a melon to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

Her Silly Newt searched for a bag of poop that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly funny proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.

Her Silly Newt owned a stretchman to rub on his belly. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen thing.