Stupid Newt

Stupid Newt owned a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who had decided it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Newt found a porno magazine that they sometimes play with. This seems a fairly strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

Stupid Newt owned a sword that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Newt, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. A sword is the item to choose.

Stupid Newt wanted a painting of a melon that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Newt searched for a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a funny suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.

Stupid Newt desired a dildo that they would put on his head. This is certainly a fairly surprising idea, to you and me, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the item to opt for.