His Red Newt

His Red Newt always kept a melon that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly new exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a melon is the thing to select.

His Red Newt always kept a chocolate bar that they would often embrace. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Newt, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

His Red Newt often carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising activity, to many, but not to the Newt, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

His Red Newt always kept a condom that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thought it was exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom was the thing that was selected.

His Red Newt desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was wonderous. A set square of all things.

His Red Newt always kept a hat that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a hat being the chosen thing.