Magical Newt

Magical Newt searched for a hat that they liked to put up their bum. It would be a fairly surprising proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a hat being the thing selected.

Magical Newt found a wig that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a funny thing to do, to my children, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

Magical Newt carried a pint of beer that they liked to play with. It should have been a curious proposal, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who feels it was wonderous. Strangely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Magical Newt had a stretchman that they would drop. This might appear to be a different proposal, to me, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was chosen.

Magical Newt always kept a lava lamp that they liked to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

Magical Newt searched for a pint of cider that they would often throw. One might say this is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Newt, who thinks it was epic. A pint of cider was the thing that was selected.