Talented Newt

Talented Newt desperately needed a cup that they would often drop. It was considered to be an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Newt, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a cup being the chosen item.

Talented Newt often carried a helmet to embrace. One might find this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Talented Newt needed a bottle of wine that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Newt, who thought it was epic. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

Talented Newt often carried a cup that they would occasionally put on his head. This could be considered a fairly strange activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Newt, who thought that the idea was miraculous. A cup is the thing to choose.

Talented Newt desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

Talented Newt desperately needed a condom to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Newt, who thought that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a condom being the item opted for.