The Weary Newt

The Weary Newt desperately desired a can of coke to play with. This is certainly a new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who considered that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Weary Newt desperately desired a porno magazine that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a porno magazine being the chosen item.

The Weary Newt looked for a custard pie to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

The Weary Newt often carried a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It is a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Newt, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Newt craved for a teapot to put down their trousers. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Newt, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was chosen.

The Weary Newt wanted a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. This seems to be an exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Newt, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A rubber johnny being the thing selected.