Their Little Ogre

Their Little Ogre searched for a cheese grater to cuddle. This might appear to be a fairly surprising action, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

Their Little Ogre looked for a piece of paper that they sometimes break. This could be considered a different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a piece of paper is the item to opt for.

Their Little Ogre desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was miraculous. A porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Their Little Ogre desperately needed a ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be spectacular. Honestly, a ball would be the chosen thing.

Their Little Ogre needed a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a weird activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Their Little Ogre needed a can of coke that they would break. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke of all things.