The Red Ogre

The Red Ogre carried a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bat is the thing to choose.

The Red Ogre always carried a set square that they would try to nail to the wall. It would have been a surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Red Ogre carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would often break. It should have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Red Ogre desperately searched for a helmet that they would sometimes put up their bum. It is an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the item that was selected.

The Red Ogre desperately searched for a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

The Red Ogre always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the item to choose.