The Angry Ogre

The Angry Ogre had a pint of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly peculiar thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was selected.

The Angry Ogre searched for a lava lamp that they liked to break. It should be a curious operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Ogre looked for a sponge to smash. It might have been a fairly exciting action, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Ogre desperately desired a big sponge to annihilate This seems to be a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was exciting. Strangely, a big sponge would be the thing that was opted for.

The Angry Ogre desired a pen that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was chosen.

The Angry Ogre desired a can of Tango that they would demolish. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was miraculous. A can of Tango being the item selected.