The Worrisome Ogre

The Worrisome Ogre desired a pint of cider that they would occasionally annihilate It would be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing to select.

The Worrisome Ogre had a dildo to cuddle. One might consider this to be an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo was the item that was selected.

The Worrisome Ogre desperately desired a dildo that they sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a dildo was the chosen thing.

The Worrisome Ogre desperately needed a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Ogre needed a pen that they would try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be an exciting operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was selected.

The Worrisome Ogre always carried a stretchman that they sometimes throw. One might consider this to be a new thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a stretchman would be the thing that was selected.